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W.R.P.D and “BLACK THUGS” LOVE MY NEO-NAZI ASS

Life is not without a sense of irony as I always say, and this little ditty shall be a prime example of that maxim. Though I should warn you before reading on that if you are easily offended or are not too keen on hearing bone crunching truth about certain things you should curl back […]

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THEY’RE ALL GONNA SHOOT AT YOU!!!

Daniel Louis Crumpton here wishing to deliver a bit of my First Amendment to all of you. Recently I was listening to JADED with Kim Ochelli on UCY.TV, a radio show I am a frequent guest of myself though not on this particular night. A listener by the name of …”Cracker” called in to express […]

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JASON THE FIRST: “I’M JUST DOING MY JOB”

Police incite violence everywhere every day. Is this fact lost on you? Perhaps it is time to change police actions so things don’t reach such a fevered pitch? Blaming the symptoms of a problem I.E. civil unrest rather than the glaring problem of a disrespectful militarized police force leading things up to this point is […]

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A D.L. CRUMPTON SHORT: SINNER’S PRAYER

When his mind was set on something there was no turning it around. Beg, plead, try to reason, it didn’t really matter what you did. In the end all any of that ensured was that the thing you were trying to dissuade him from carrying out was not only going to be done, it was […]

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A D.L. CRUMPTON SHORT: THE PROBLEM WITH BUTTERFLIES

Jack had been sitting on a bench at the park near his house for the past few hours now with a beat up copy of David Mitchell’s Cloud Atlas. At his feet was a messenger bag with a large bottle of water, some stones of sentimental value, some pens, some paper and the odd object […]

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ZENINTHECAR STORE NOW OPEN

Hey all you Zenners; like anything that rapidly evolves, we have sprung up with a new little appendage; the ZENINTHECAR.COM STORE. This is something we have actually wanted to do for some time but have had it on the back burner simmering until we could see it bubbling up with goodness. Now the aroma of […]

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HAMMY CRACK CORN

The message of Peaceful Revolution is a hard one to swallow for back-woods hillbillies that are eager to set off shotgun blasts at the aliens when they pass overhead to check on our progress (that’s why they really won’t talk to us guys), nevertheless we here at ZENINTHECAR.COM still feel compelled to carry the message […]

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MIDNIGHT ZEN: FLIRTING WITH CHAOS

In the following Midnight Zen D.L. Crumpton gives a reading from his piece Flirting with Chaos which first appeared on ZENINTHECAR.COM about a year ago. Not one for wasting a good story, he resurrects his recollection of living chaotically for the audience of Jaded.

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GOVERNOR NATHAN DEAL: GEORGIA’S DOUCHE IN CHIEF

With recent legislation such as HB 310 being passed here in the state of Georgia by politicians so caught up in the web of legalese they can’t understand the simple language of the Bill of Rights, the flippant attitude towards the People has once again been openly flaunted by representatives who seem to only represent […]

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SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT…; LEONARD NIMOY ACHIEVES IMMORTALITY AT 83

By now you already know that Leonard Nimoy has crossed over at the young age of 83. Not only Star-Trek fans, but fans of all of Nimoy’s lifetime of work are saddened by this loss and when I first learned of his impending departure I too was saddened before I was able to put this […]

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FOUR YEARS GONE: DEALING WITH THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE

As I write this on February the 15th of 2015, I am in quite the reflective mood. Today is the four year anniversary of my Father’s passing or crossing over if you prefer. This little piece may be inspired by him but it is my intention to write to anyone who has had to endure […]

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NAKED AND AFRAID: I GIVE YOU SABRINA, THE WITCH

“Fear keeps us focused on the past or worried about the future.” – Thich Nhat Hanh “When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.” – Frederich Nietzsche Like the unforgettable lyrics of the song that demands replay, finding light in a void of darkness is a cycle of the records […]

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BEATS FOR MEDITATION

The art of meditation is designed to go within the self, to dive into the deepest parts of ones very being and discover that which has been hidden by the ego the world has provided. For centuries those on the path to Enlightenment have utilized many devices to stimulate the senses and induce deeper, more […]

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A ZENNER IN NEED, SO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE

No one is an island and anyone who knows that, knows that the best part of life is coming across others who are taking this journey in a similar fashion. I love it when people come into my life that see things in a similar light and make their journey through life in like manner. […]

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MERIT’S CURE:CHAPTER THREE

April 18th, 2013 Thursday 11:53 A.M. Last: Merit’s Cure Chapter Two   In the oldest of scripture it’s said that when you change your name you change your fate. No one knows the truth of this statement more than me. Who I was as a child had come to an end. Who I would have […]

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Merit’s Cure: Chapter Two

Last: Merit’s Cure Chapter One   April 17th, 2013 Wednesday 12:02 A.M. I remember a good bit from my early childhood. Well, actually I remember all of it now but for the sake of not overwhelming you with a lot of psychobabble of how the mind works, I’m just going to say at this point […]

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Merit’s Cure: Chapter One

Last: Merit’s Cure Prologue   April 15th, 2013 Monday 3:50 A.M. I don’t know if I have the adequate amount of vocabulary to describe exactly what it’s like to be in a situation where mere centimeters and seconds draw the thin line between life and death. Probably the best way for you to put yourself […]