Pixels Review

2848306-pixels_movie4To start this review I would just like to say if you are an Adam Sandler fan, I hate you and everything you stand for. Pixels is just one more disappointment in a long line of awful Adam Sandler films. However this is unique because it’s not only an insult to film but it’s a disgrace to 80s culture as we know it, never before has a movie excited so many people and then pulled down its pants and took a dump on all that excitement. There isn’t a whole lot to say about this worthless pile of garbage besides there is nothing redeemable about this movie. Adam Sandler: it’s such a shame that an actor with so much potential generated so much disappointment.

Then the one thing that could have been a bright spot in this desolate abyss; Peter Dinklage: Look I love this dude as an actor, he has a fantastic career obviously he is in Game of Thrones but he’s also been in movies like X-Men Days of Future Past. That’s why I have to ask, What the hell is he doing this in this movie seriously all of the options that you had and you chose Pixels. (sigh) Guys I’m just going to be honest I can’t say anything about this that you couldn’t already figure out from knowing it was Adam Sandler and Kevin James movie.Now people will ask “is this the worst Adam Sandler movie?” No I am still scarred by Jack and Jill god that was a pile of shit. Now for those of 7 you who like Adam Sandler I know a number you can call if you require brainwashing. If you’re morbidly curious about this movie just read this review it is probably more entertaining than the actual film.