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Articles by Alan Merrit

About Alan Merrit
Alan Merrit is an author, private speaker, social commentator and holds six origami champion medals in four counties. He has dedicated most of his public life to the furtherance of Polygamist Rights advocacy but only does that as a gag because he finds the institution of marriage a joke in and of itself. Alan lives and writes from Wellston Georgia where he can faithfully be found perfecting his cynical viewpoints on politics, society and anything else in need of being brought down a peg or two with exquisite contempt.

War-Town Times Episode 6: The Ugly Cost of Beautiful Plans

June 30, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

We begin winding down the first season of the War-Town Times, which began with LaRhonda Patrick’s ascension to the Mayor’s office in Warner Robins, Georgia. […]

War-Town Times Episode 5: Madam Mayor Demonstrates Script Flipping

June 16, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

Continuing our ever watchful eye on the new mayor of War-Town, LaRhonda Patrick, Team Zen thought it appropriate to keep all of you informed and […]

War-Town Times Episode 4: The Charlie Bibb Special

May 26, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

Continuing our ever watchful eye on the new mayor of War-Town, LaRhonda Patrick, Team Zen thought it appropriate to keep all of you informed and […]

Homeschool Hero Stands up to the State over Cannabis Criminalization: The Kelly Elizabeth Story

April 13, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

Once again, the state oversteps its authority granted to it by the Constitution, resulting in the near destruction of an entire peaceful family’s life due […]

War-Town Times Ep. 3: The Devil in the Details

March 30, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

Continuing our ever watchful eye on the new mayor of War-Town, LaRhonda Patrick, Team Zen thought it appropriate to keep all of you informed and […]

War-Town Times Ep. 2: The Mize in the Maze

March 24, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

Continuing our ever watchful eye on the new mayor of War-Town, LaRhonda Patrick, Team Zen thought it appropriate to keep all of you informed and […]

War-Town Times Episode 1: Underdog Mayor Owns City Council Cabal

March 16, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

Continuing our ever watchful eye on the new mayor of War-Town, LaRhonda Patrick, Team Zen thought it appropriate to keep all of you informed and […]

Rebuilding after Loss, Talking to “Dead People” is Fun, How to Flip a Stripper & Coming Events!

March 8, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

In this episode, Dave & Daniel discuss rebuilding the foundation of one’s own psychology after a traumatic loss in conjunction with actually rebuilding houses; oh […]

So,… When Larhonda Patrick Said Transparency She Actually Meant It & Why Bad Gub’ment Is a Trauma Factory

February 19, 2022 Alan Merrit 0

Team Zen does their due diligence in checking in on the inner workings of gub’ment in their capitol city of War-Town, as Madam Mayor Patrick […]

The Hillbilly Borg Collective VS. LaRhonda Patrick

December 18, 2021 Alan Merrit 0

  Ah, the Hillbilly Borg. While just as dangerous, territorial and collectivized as the actual Borg, the Hillbilly Borg at least make you chuckle while […]

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