The Devilish Side of God

D.L. Crumpton
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You often hear, especially in the belt of the Bible, “God is good all the time” but let’s be honest; its mostly from people who think it best to constantly suck his deific dick in an attempt to stay the golden child in a narcissistic family dynamic they either subscribe to or crafted in their own mind. The motive for this silly saying, not supported by the facts, is to stave off a spanking from the big guy through imagining that the relationship that best suits god’s needs is indeed one of supply in the form of praise, worship, adoration constant reaffirming that their god is super duper awesome and might give them all the goodies if they keep up the charade they are always on his nice list, but never to be found on the naughty. God is most certainly not good all the time and even the good ole King James affirms this in the book of Amos when it says, “Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?” It is evident in an authentic reading of scriptures as well as experience of Divinity, that on more occasion than not, God enjoys strapping on IT’s combat boots before grabbing the belt to tip toe downstairs for specifically busting the assess of those who either pissed God off or that IT genuinely doesn’t like and created for the purpose of IT’s taking pleasure in punishing them.


Don’t fool yourself into thinking that the Devil & the demons at his command aren’t God and IT’s employees dressing up for Dragon Con to engage in carnal pleasures and violent delights here in the Underworld we call Earth. Don’t let the clergy of “Love & Light” hypnotize you to accept their sycophantic façade of an omnipresent, omni powerful Supreme Being that cannot also be found inside the Darkness, getting his rocks off, just like the rest of us. There are even quite a few “spiritualists” now replacing the word “evil” with “error” in the hit single known as “The Lord’s Prayer” to further their denial of God’s devilish side with word salad. Wanting to believe that the All-Seeing Deity they secretly fear is all sugar & spice & everything nice one billion light years apart or separated from chaos, rage & wrath, for it is simply not so. The Devil is God on Holiday. A role to play in the masquerade of maya IT created to do anything and everything IT wants to damn well do; with a pinch of plausible deniability to lead most to believe that surely God would not do a thing to them! And this is why they choose to maintain these beliefs of an “All Good God” – to convince themselves that surely their own sins will not find them out and the bill for their violations upon others will not come due.


While God openly endorses Evil and relishes in its implementation, this word has been confused with what actually pisses God off. Violence. Evil is a point of view, as this vampyre who lost to me in a game of poker, once said. What is chaos to the fly is dinner for the widow that spun the web. What is a cruel turn of fate to the pedophile that gets its brains blown out is justice to the parents who wept that the innocence of a child was taken from him too soon. What is seen as a “tower moment” for a sexually deviant heathen that cultivates herpes after living a life of luring in prey for sport is retribution for those they raped. Do not think for one second that God will not dawn IT’s horns and breathe fire on you and everything you love when IT shows up to stomp you into the ground for going against the natural law of the Uberverse in violating the Free Will of another through threat, duress or force. God will fuck you up. Not only will God fuck you up, but God will revel while IT wields the whip. Those on the business end of his Devilish designs cry “Satan” & placate themselves by play pretending that the adversary is coming up against them because they are oh so special when the fact of the matter is Gods actually gaslighting them into oblivion because IT thinks they are an asshole. The reason God has brought misery on them is because they are miserable and have consistently been so while sucking others into the void of their nothingness through undermining the Sovereignty of others.


Does God take pleasure in playing the “Horned One” or adversary to those whom have it coming? Is the aspect of God not the far extreme on the spectrum as the Devil? Not an independent enemy but a modality within IT’s own nature? Of course! Just as Love is on the same line as Hate in a different direction, the Devilish side of God is no different. Even when not personally attending to a misfit within a person suit to reign Hades upon their life, God certainly delegates the dirty work to other aspects of ITSELF in legions of demonic hordes both seen and unseen alike. For if all creation, including Hell & its Hosts, were deemed good by “God” in the beginning; then logic dictates that the Wrath of God is simply a darker aspect of how the Divine get’s IT’s jollies in the Light. And all thanks to puppets whose strings IT has pulled from the beginning with the illusion of free will they were operating under. No, those that act violent by violations in this world are not given grace by repeating some prayer or mantra or cleansing at the rotting, not ripe, old age of 64 or 65 after an existence of debauchery at the expense of others who didn’t give in to that sort of thing. Nope. It’s scorching pitchforks of misery, suffering, solitude, rejection & fear with weeping and gnashing of teeth for those who validate God’s Devilish side via poor conduct. Like Johnny Cash said, “God’s gonna cut you down”. Only, When God does they will be naïve and say it was “Satan” that ate their groceries.


There was a story once written that was read of a harlot that sought to eat the child of another through machinations of her own beastly offspring’s deeds. Coveting the life and essence of this woman, the whore would stop at nothing for that which she coveted and took great efforts to blaspheme and steal from her atop the beast she rode. A space was given to the whore to advance in her sin until the time was come for God to fix IT’s gaze upon the detestable bitch. With every horrific, cruel, merciless & stored up punishment worthy of God’s wrath; the Entity that is All manifested in “curb stomp mode” to drag a bitch just before having the whore’s own child thrown into a pit, in a cage where hope of reprieve is nowhere to be found. The whore, for years, had wiped her mouth saying to herself she had done no wrong but when the penny dropped, she surely found the Devil upon her doorstep coming to collect heads for the violence that had been inflicted on the Woman Clothed with the Sun who would bear a man-child through birth pangs. Was the whore amazed at the visitation of the Divine in the form of the Devil? Absolutely. But did God enjoy every wicked moment of flailing the flesh of a whore & her seed for her ill will, intent & action? Youre goddamn right God did. It makes God horny as a high school imp to dawn IT’s dark cloak when circumstances call for evil upon those whom evil is due.

So maybe its not so wise to assume that if things are taking a turn for the worse in your life, when they obviously do, that God is “testing” you or “building you up” or “making you better”. Perhaps the possibility of what could be perceived as a “demonic attack” from both the subjective and objective Uberverse, with all the internal and external fears or horrors that could be perceived is not you being chosen for anything other than being the object of God’s BDSM fetish of inflicting pain for pleasure. It is attempted to be comprehended by giving it the nickname “The Devil” and labeled as bad, immoral & destructive but if God knows anything, its that you can’t make an omelet without smashing some eggs up and maybe youre next on the menu. After all, when the king is hungered and calls for steak, he cares not of the story from the cow. Let’s not rob God of credit in creating the modality of the Devil, because sometimes it isn’t Divine Healing that is required in this world, but that of Divine Destruction. Like Krishna becoming Shiva; surely the source of all vibration is both creation and consumption. And if you live like a D-bag; sooner or later youre bound to get ‘et. IT is All One Thing; and one way or another you will get what you gave. When God’s best zoot suit, in the Devil, is adorned don’t be surprised when youre impaled by God’s horns.



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Daniel Louis Crumpton, author of the groundbreaking novel "Then Came the Flood" (Westbow Press), is an enigmatic visionary, writer, and thinker whose journey through life has been a ceaseless exploration of boundless horizons. Born with an insatiable curiosity and an innate drive for understanding the intricacies of existence, Crumpton has dedicated his life to delving into the depths of various disciplines, from philosophy and spirituality to science and the arts. From an early age, Crumpton exhibited a rare talent for weaving words into profound narratives that resonate deeply with the human experience. This gift led him to pursue a path as a writer, captivating readers with his ability to distill complex concepts into eloquent prose. His works effortlessly bridge the gap between the esoteric and the tangible, inviting readers to ponder the profound questions that often lie at the heart of existence. Crumpton's literary exploration extends beyond the written word, as he is also a passionate advocate for fostering open dialogue and intellectual exchange. Through his engaging discussions and thought-provoking lectures, he has cultivated a vibrant community of like-minded individuals who are equally committed to exploring the realms of consciousness, the mysteries of the universe, and the human condition. In addition to his pursuits in writing and speaking, Crumpton's multifaceted nature is evident in his creative endeavors. Crumpton's journey has been one of continuous evolution, marked by an unyielding determination to push the boundaries of conventional thought. He challenges preconceptions and invites others to question the status quo, fostering an environment where growth and transformation thrive. His insatiable hunger for knowledge has led him to traverse diverse landscapes, from the halls of academia to the quiet contemplation of nature. As an explorer of both the outer cosmos and the inner dimensions of the mind, Daniel Louis Crumpton remains an inspiring figure whose life serves as a testament to the profound impact of unbridled curiosity, fearless inquiry, and the relentless pursuit of truth. His legacy is one that encourages us all to embrace the unknown, expand our perspectives, and embark on our own journeys of discovery. His writing has been featured on ZENINTHECAR.COM, OCHELLI.COM, DOWNLOADEDCONTENT.COM amongst many others. His views, ideas, insights and humorous perspectives on current social and political issues have been heard on internationally and nationally syndicated radio broadcasts such as Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis, Lighting the Void with Joe Rupe, The Ochelli Effect with Chuck Ochelli, The Vinny Eastwood Show and Coast to Coast with George Noory. Daniel Louis Crumpton’s ongoing experimental, introspective and conscious streamed writings, podcasts, videos and interviews can be found collected at D.L. Crumpton is also well known for his charitable work with the CannaSense Total Wellness collective (, which provides medical cannabis to patients in all 50 states.

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